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Monday, February 24th, 2003
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*blink*blink*
So I'm gonna lose my Agent-y good human face now?
((Yuppers.))
And just *who* have you got picked to replace my human visage?
((*sing-song voice* You'll see!!!))
It had better not be embarrassing...
((Oh, for you, it'll be tres embarrassing...))
*death glare* I hate you.
((I know; it's why I do it. 8-D))
*mumbles incoherently*
EDIT: I now have a new human face. Go here and laugh... ¬.¬;;;
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Wednesday, February 5th, 2003
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*feels ground shaking*
O.o;;
Well, at least this time, no-one can say that it was my stomach rumbling again...
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Friday, January 24th, 2003
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OK, this storm is getting a little out of hand.
I went looking for shelter the other day, and I came across some guy who said that he was building a boat the size of the Steward's Quarters (if that's possible), and that I'd arrived just in time: He needed two of each species of animal currently living in Arda.
I showed him where the local nuthouse was instead.
People these days...
*slogs about in the muddy waters*
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Sunday, January 19th, 2003
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kitsune no tails: Hey Ulvie!!
WargOfTheNorth: What do YOU want. >:-(
kitsune no tails: Oh, just wanted to say "hi"...
WargOfTheNorth: So you bug me at 11 am to chat? Go away before I chew on your shins. >-@
kitsune no tails: Such an ungrateful little puppet...
WargOfTheNorth: Such a rude mun...
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Sunday, January 12th, 2003
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Saturday, December 28th, 2002
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After running non-stop throughout the night in his search for the missing boy, the Warg finally nears his prey.
"You. Are. Mine....."
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Friday, December 27th, 2002
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The injured Warg prowls the forests outside Lindon, after his his confrontation with a stranger and his feline companion.
"Damn them; damn them all... They'll pay for this, they will..."
He limps off, until the scent of another crosses the scent-trails that criss-cross the forests...
"I know who you are....."
With that, the Warg breaks off into a run to head off the scent and its owner....
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Saturday, December 14th, 2002
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| Subject: | Hyenas... I hate hyenas... |
| Time: | 11:07 pm. |
| Mood: |  grumpy. | | Music: | PJ's first on the list of menu items now.... |
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Watched the Middle-Earth special with the mun.
Hyenas?
They made us Wargs look like *HYENAS*?!?!
We Wargs are far too handsome a species to be portrayed by canine wanna-be's...
*grumps*
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Wednesday, November 20th, 2002
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O.O!!
O.O!!!
He winked at me!!
He...winked...at me!!!
I'm losing my touch here!!!
*eats some random Elf that just happened to stray too close*
Maybe that will make me feel better...
Or at least a lot less hungry...
Oh, and mun? Don't use one of my "Agent" ic-
*blink*blink*
She just did.....
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Tuesday, November 19th, 2002
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"Out Of The Strong Came Forth Ulv."
Better believe it bucko... 8-)
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Monday, November 18th, 2002
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Of course that brew's potent Ian; I dropped some of Dred's Drain-O into it.
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Wednesday, October 30th, 2002
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By now most of Arda has succumbed to this poem generator. No need for me to provide a link; 35 out of the last 50 posts in my friends' page has both poem AND link.
Being the first of my mun's puppets, I naturally got to go first.
Beat that, Glam Freak.
Ulv the capture of money Opportunities Make
lots of money make lots of his
intentions were good
mine Time:4:43
pm. Mood: naughty.Music:
Off a hunter. And threatening to
cooperate.It does make demonic
symbols with these guys;
they can program
a few Hobbits and about two will
when one he loves* splattering
some Advil?
The brains make lots
of mine...
Program a few Hobbits... I like that...
Ulv the SorbonneDoctored in with
the
moony.Music:Double the latest 20 entriesThen
shi gives him into celebritiesExcept
for one he can market, we
got? the
brains got the time 12:55 am. a Bolger
pair.of foodstuff
line with his
wish.. *reads message*
Yeah, still intact after my beefcake? *
lobs* XP*eats*
2 antics.
"Still intact after beefcake?" I'm avoiding anything I didn't kill myself tonight...
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Saturday, October 26th, 2002
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So there's no more Hobbit-based snack foods in Arda.
Oh well...
Well, if I've learned anything, it's just how successful food products are in Arda. Especially in certain areas...
So, I'm going to try my paw at a line of foodstuffs. It's called "Istari's Choice"*. Just about any form of foodstuff we can market, we will.
First up, our "Memories" line, spear-headed with our "Memories of Tookborough" BBQ sauce.
We've also got our own line of cheap imitations of well-known booze brands. Pick up a case of our Spiked Lembas and Numenor Spinners...
Watch for more delectable treats and products from my "Istari's Choice" line.
Ehehehe
Capitalism... You've gotta love it...
((*I'm basing Ulv's foodstuff line on a well-known Canadian line of foodstuffs, called "President's Choice". All Canucks here will've heard of the PC line; for those who are not, they can visit the PC website to know what on Earth I'm talking about.))
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Thursday, October 24th, 2002
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Now in Dol Amroth, you can get Arda's very first Hobbit-based treats. What have we got? Hobbit Smoothies and Hobbit Jerky - availible in many tantilizing flavours. However, there's a slight problem, and no, it has nothing to do with the unwillingness of the ingredients to cooperate.
It has to do with the laws of supply and demand. Quite simply, to keep up with demand, you need supply.
So my pack-mates and I are going to take care of that. We're going to go out and about and snatch a few Hobbits and clone them. Then make a breeding farm to maintain supply. I've already found a glamour spell* that'll help the gang snatch about two of each kind of Hobbit out there. One male, one female sort of like Noah actually - but without the Ark.
We've already gotten several pairs - one Took, one Baggins, one Gamgee, and one Brandybuck. We're still trying to snag a Proudfoot pair, but that's hard - considering they don't breed often enough, so we're going for a Bolger pair.
Breed 'em, get enough of this DNA stuff, then pull a "Matrix" where we farm 'em, and there'll be plenty of smoothies and jerky for all.
*goes off to help in the capture of a pair of Bracegirdles*
*Glamour - disguise spell used to conceal the true appearance of someone/something.
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Friday, October 18th, 2002
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It's a double full moon again, coutesy of Moon Boy.
Oh gods...
*braces self* *nothing happens*
Heyyy!!! That Maia-wannabe came through this time!!
*decides to shift to "Agent"* *nothing happens*
The hell?
*tries again* *sparks fly out of ears*
Ó.Ò;;
Dammit... There's always a catch...
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Thursday, October 10th, 2002
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Wednesday, October 9th, 2002
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Who am I talking about?
Why, none other than Saruman the Very Colourful and the Wolf Who Really Earned His Name.
I love these guys; they have redeeming qualities: Evilness, killer instinct, and a "I don't really care WHAT you think; I'm gonna do it anyways" attitude.
Perfect attributes in a friend.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fire to help spread...
Runs to the liquor store, holds a gun to the shopkeeper's face, takes three cartons of cheap beer, shifts to Ulvatron, and heads over to the Shire.
Bar-be-QUE!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, October 8th, 2002
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Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)
Tennant/Lowe
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of -
I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be rich?
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money
You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne
Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a don
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime
Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them
I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
Let's make lots of -
(Aahhhhh) Money
(Aahhhhh)
(Aahhhhh - Di du da di da bu di ba)
You can see I'm single-minded, I know what I could be
How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me?
I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense
Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense
Let's (Got the brains)
Make (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
(Let's) You've got the brawn
(Make) I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
I've got the brains (Got the brains)
You've got the looks (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
Money
Ehehehehe This might work out well.
VERY well...
Oh, do shut up Erry; it's not like your "musical postings" are trademarked...
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OK, I'm back after a four-day hiatus.
What's there to attend to? Lesse...
Update "friends' list"
Done
Read "friends page"
Doing
Look for anything interesting to get involved in...
There's that plan of Saurman's that looks like a real winner...
This Wulf dude looks like someone to hang around with. I mean, he *loves* splattering some poor fucker's brains all over the pavement, then make demonic symbols with said fucker's entrails.
I like people like that...
And maybe if I'm lucky, Istari-dude will hook me up with his "Ardan Progress Enterprises" thing, and I'll be rich beyond measure.
Note to self: Do not hoarde riches in nearest availible mountain. You know what happened the last time someone tried that...
Oh, and I had a three-month anniversary-type thingy over the weekend, which the mun didn't mention. No, she didn't "forget"; more like "conveniently failed to mention" it to the rest of the theatre.
Don't worry; she can help me in the A.P.E. project as an underglorified lackey... 8-)
Now to draft a suitable contract for such ambitions.
Never let it be said that I missed out on multinational greed campaigns....
Ehehehehe
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discontent.
nostalgic.
hungry.
productive.